Humans share a special bond with food. Some people eat to live, but MainLine Munchies says live to eat. We spend a lot of time eating, so why not enjoy each and every bite? Some people won’t understand your love of food, but these dogs know how you feel.
When you see food, you immediately start drooling and until you get some, you won’t stop thinking about it.
You attend parties for the free food. As soon as you arrive, you scope out the food table. Your friends can find you later. Right now, your only concern is figuring out how to stack copious amounts of food on this tiny plate.
If someone has food and you don’t, you WILL get some.
They really don’t have a choice.
Seriously, nothing will stop you.
It amazes your friends how it can take you forever to go out, but when it comes to food, you are the first one there, fork in hand.
You’re horrified when people ask for some of your food because you just don’t share food. At all. Ever.
Food fell on the floor? You’ll eat it. Five second rule, right?
You have a few weird (yet awesome) food skills that your friends always insist you show off at parties.
You don’t always look your best while devouring your meal…
Sometimes you look absolutely ridiculous. But, you’re enjoying yourself and you don’t have to look at you, so who cares, right?
When you’re eating, you don’t stop until you’re done. No matter what happens.
Losing your food/realizing you have no food can send you into a panic, so you like to have your food close, whether you’re eating or not.
Bottom line is: you love food. Dogs get it, we get it, so that makes us your new best friend, right?
Seriously, though, mealtime is the best time of the day, so order some take-out courtesy of MainLine Munchies and…
You deserve it because you’re awesome.
MainLine Munchies 