Life is stressful. Responsibilities keep piling up and sometimes it can feel like you’re drowning. But, when the delivery man arrives at your door and you take that warm bundle and place it lovingly on the table, everything is right in the world. Because food, in all its delicious glory, makes life infinitely better, just like a good friend. Here are 15 signs that food is your true best friend.
1.) You’re always excited to see it.
2.) Sometimes it may disappoint or upset you.
3.) But, you still love it with all your heart.
4.) In fact, you have no idea what you would do without it.
5.) You want your other friends to love your best friend as much as you do and you will constantly introduce the two. It would be so great if you could all hang out!
6.) But, you can be a little territorial when it comes to your best friend.
7.) So, if someone wants to hang out with your best friend without you, you get super upset.
8.) You start to have withdrawals when you haven’t seen each other in a while.
9.) When you’re with your best friend, it’s like nothing else exists.
10.) You never judge each other. If you want to eat that fifth doughnut or finish the whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, you won’t hear any protests from your delicious companion.
11.) You are often silly when you’re together. It’s one of the things you love most about your relationship.
12.) You do restrain yourselves a little more in public, but all bets are off when you’re alone.
13.) You can spend all day together and never get bored.
14.) If someone has a problem with your best friend, they will have to answer to you.
15.) No matter what happens, your best friend knows exactly what to do to make it better.
Best friends support one another and can always put a smile on each other’s face. So, if you’re ever in need of some happiness, head on over to MainLine Munchies and spend some quality time with your best friend. You’ll be glad you did.
Humans share a special bond with food. Some people eat to live, but MainLine Munchies says live to eat. We spend a lot of time eating, so why not enjoy each and every bite? Some people won’t understand your love of food, but these dogs know how you feel.
When you see food, you immediately start drooling and until you get some, you won’t stop thinking about it.
You attend parties for the free food. As soon as you arrive, you scope out the food table. Your friends can find you later. Right now, your only concern is figuring out how to stack copious amounts of food on this tiny plate.
If someone has food and you don’t, you WILL get some.
They really don’t have a choice.
Seriously, nothing will stop you.
It amazes your friends how it can take you forever to go out, but when it comes to food, you are the first one there, fork in hand.
You’re horrified when people ask for some of your food because you just don’t share food. At all. Ever.
Food fell on the floor? You’ll eat it. Five second rule, right?
You have a few weird (yet awesome) food skills that your friends always insist you show off at parties.
You don’t always look your best while devouring your meal…
Sometimes you look absolutely ridiculous. But, you’re enjoying yourself and you don’t have to look at you, so who cares, right?
When you’re eating, you don’t stop until you’re done. No matter what happens.
Losing your food/realizing you have no food can send you into a panic, so you like to have your food close, whether you’re eating or not.
Bottom line is: you love food. Dogs get it, we get it, so that makes us your new best friend, right?
Seriously, though, mealtime is the best time of the day, so order some take-out courtesy of MainLine Munchies and…
You deserve it because you’re awesome.
Have you ever been caught in an awkward situation and didn’t know how to get away? We’ve all been there. It can be difficult to escape once you’re stuck in an uncomfortable vortex of unpleasantness.
That’s why we devised 5 ways you can use food to get out of any situation.
Escape Route #1:
Shove the closest edible thing in your mouth and feign a coughing fit. We suggest not actually choking, but if you’re that desperate, go for it.
Why this works: The other person won’t be able to get a word in while you’re hacking up a lung and you can escape under the pretense that you need water.
Escape Route #2:
Pretend your stomach just growled and head to the closest eatery for a “snack.” We suggest running there to discourage anyone from following you.
Why this works: If you sprint away, the bringer of awkwardness should get the hint (at least for the moment). Warning: this tactic may not stop the persistent. If the person approaches you later, use another one of our handy strategies. One is bound to work.
Escape Route #3:
If you’re already eating, chew in an obnoxious manner. Leave your mouth open, smack your lips, do whatever it takes until they leave.
Why this works: No one enjoys seeing someone else’s half-chewed food.
Escape Route #4:
Sometimes you have to make an awkward situation even worse to make it go away. Try making strange comments to your food.
Why this works: Isn’t it obvious?
Escape Route #5:
Spill. A drink, food, on yourself, on someone else. Just spill.
Why this works: If someone spilled something on or near you, would you get up? Exactly.
Food is a great escape method, which is another reason why we love it so much. Try these tactics and let us know what happens! If you have other ideas, please share them. We food lovers have to stick together.
United we eat,
Sunday=football day. You’ve got your jersey on and remote in hand. The only thing that’s missing is food. So, you go to MainLineMunchies.com and order some delicious sustenance. Now all you have to do is wait.
At last, the doorbell rings…your food is here! Everyone reacts differently to that moment when the wait is over. If you haven’t decided on a “food’s here” gleeful celebration, try these wonderfully delicious exhibitions of joy.
Put a big smile on your face. Your hunger will be gone soon.
Gasp, mouth open, and enjoy the rush of happiness.
Laugh gleefully and pump your arms up and down like you’re playing the drums.
Get on top of the nearest table, throw your hands in the air, and wave them around. Then get down (carefully) and get your food!
Put your fists up and shout triumphantly. Yeah!
Hands up, head back, let out your best evil villain laugh. Mwahahaha (that was mine).
Break out in your best end zone/touchdown dance.
Hop, skip, and jump to the door like a leprechaun.
Or, just wait in front of the door until the food’s here. It’s up to you.
We all love that moment when our food arrives. Order from MainLineMunchies.com, capture your “food’s here!” celebration, and share it with us (firstname.lastname@example.org). You could be featured on our Facebook page!
Food is delicious, so it’s no surprise that people steal food from each other.
Since you know other humans are likely to steal your palette pleasing dishes, you have learned how to anticipate and handle the situation.
Animals with their sneaky, food-snatching ways are another story. Check out these cheeky, bold critters who have no problem taking food from right under your nose.
You look done, so I’ll take that.
Don’t mind me, just gotta get something.
Nothing but fish. Perfect form!
Just stopping by for some lunch.
Some banana? NOT TODAY!
Ninja squirrel gets in undetected and leaves no trace.
Oh, did you want to sit down? Let me help you with your food.
Oh hey, I heard you guys had too much food over here, so I’m just going to…GO GO GO RUN!
Be on the lookout for these crafty little guys. We think you’re safest when you stay in, so order from MainLineMunchies.com and relax knowing that you and your food will be protected.
Have you ever had your food stolen by one of nature’s clever creatures? Share your story with us!
Ordering food isn’t quite as easy as pushing a button on your keyboard, but MainLine Munchies comes pretty close.
What are you waiting for? It’s never too early to start planning your next meal.
Everybody eats, but some people have a deeper, more intense connection to food than others. We at MainLine Munchies have an undying love for all things edible. We compiled this list of 16 signs that you too are a food lover and thus our new best friend.
If you’ve already got a snack in hand, we know where you stand and we love your dedication.
16 SIGNS YOU LOVE FOOD MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE
1.) Whenever you go somewhere, you always ask
2.) You aggressively distinguish between “like” and “love.”
3.) You look like this any time you see/eat/order food.
4.) This is a common occurrence during meals.
5.) When someone says they are on a diet
6.) When the waiter is chatty about the menu
7.) Your response to everything
8.) When someone throws out food without asking if you want it first
9.) How you make all your decisions
10.) When someone catches you eating their food
11.) How you access a relationship
12.) You on the weekends
13.) How you talk about food
14.) When you smell food
15.) When someone steals your food at work
16.) How you would describe your relationship to food
Here at MainLine Munchies we understand and appreciate your love of food. We believe you should spend more time eating and less time ordering. That’s why we created MainLineMunchies.com. Check it out, order some food, and enjoy!
These guys are so excited to be eating. Just look at their faces.
You could be this happy too. All you need is MainLineMunchies.com. And a bib.
10.) Everyone should eat watermelon like this baby.
9.) OMG…giant burger. We want it.
8.) Huge plate of meat? Don’t mind if I help myself.
7.) Licking the bowl is a sign of deliciousness.
6.) Napkins? Who has time for napkins when there are wings to be eaten?
5.) Must shove whole cracker in mouth…
4.) Two thumbs up for pizza!
3.) Oh, cute little hamster eating a cute little corn kernel. Nibble away, you adorable thing.
2.) This tiny turtle cannot wait to enjoy his strawberry.
1.) This one speaks for itself.
Dive into MainLineMunchies.com and start eating.