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13 Non-Dads who have had Dad Moments

Have you ever thought of a dad joke? Are you the type to blurt it out right then and there or do you keep it to yourself and store it in the mental vault for later?  Whatever your style, you’re not alone. Here are 14 people who have embraced the spirit of dad jokes despite the fact that they aren’t dads (yet).

1.) New twist on an old favorite.

Classic Dad Joke

2.) Follow the lead of these wise dad jokers. They can teach you how to tread the tricky waters of puns.

Follow their lead

3.) This kid could use some more lessons. You have to be one with the dad.

Not ready for dad joke battles

4.) This kid understands and embraces the comedic gold of dad jokes.

Dad joke rash

5.) It’s not always enough to possess the ability to spout dad jokes. Rule #1: Make sure your opponent is willing to play.

Dad joke failure

6.) Sometimes dad moments happen when no one is around to appreciate them. Just let it happen.

Chandler dad moment

7.) Moms like to tell dad jokes too. Maybe because they have spent so many years listening to them…

Dad Mom Joke

8.) The true dad joke artist doesn’t prepare jokes ahead of time. He spouts them in response to his situation, like so:





9.) They are also good at taking something serious and transforming it into humor (or at least an attempt at humor).

Dad joke watch

10.) Do phones have personalities? It seems this one does.

Dad joke phone

11.) Dad jokes can be shared among friends.

Thyme dad joke

12.) While it’s great to fire off puns, the dad joke connoisseur knows when a perfectly timed joke is better than multiple random ones.

Sea Dad Joke

13.) If you have reached this level of awesome, there is nothing left to teach you. Share your wisdom with others, ignore the eye rolls, and find someone who will have these kind of exchanges with you:

Dad Joke Exchange

Remember: If you have to explain your joke, you’re doing it wrong.





You could have a dad moment too. Here’s some jokes to start you off and get those dad-like creative juices flowing:

Now go forth and spread dad jokes to all who will listen.

Brush up on your Dad Humor

Are you one of the lucky millennials who has a dad that tells embarrassing/awkward/not funny jokes? Do you usually just roll your eyes or say “Daaaaad” and walk away? While we like your style, we also believe in being prepared, so we’ve gathered dad jokes that will impress even the punniest of dads. Use these the next time you go home and enjoy the reaction you get from your dad. We imagine it to be something like this…

Surprised Dad face

Let’s start off with some Pictorial Dad Jokes. We suggest using these if you’re not ready to enter into a joke battle with your dad (aka he’s a pun king), but you want to share in the fun.

For the classic dad:

The Fruitles

For the hip dad (or the dad that thinks he’s hip, but we know better):

That's my Jam

For the dad who loves visual puns:


For the dad who loves telling jokes that no one gets without an explanation:

Alpaca Lunch

For the practical joker dad who also loves a good pun:

Fridge Dad Joke

For the witty dad:

Car Dad Joke

Ok, now that you’re warmed up, here are jokes that can help you beat your dad at his own game…

Questionable Dad Jokes
(See what I did there? If you don’t by the end of this section, you’re not ready to take on your dad).

Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?
Because it was a cheetah.

How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram.

How do you organize a space party?
You planet.

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

What’s a Freudian slip?
When you say one thing but mean your mother.

Boat Dad Joke

Need an ark to save two of every animal?
I Noah guy.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.

Did you get a haircut?
Actually, I got them all cut!

What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.

Why is the pepper the nosiest kind of food?
Because it’s jalapeno business.

Punny Play on Words
(If you need to ask someone why this is a dad joke, please stop before you hurt yourself).

Tool Dad Joke

I took the shell off of my racing snail to see if it went any faster. If anything, it just made it more sluggish.

Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my legs, and lean forward. That’s how I roll.

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it! It was a shitzu.

I dreamt about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

My friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water….I think he meant well.

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas.
Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

A book just fell on my head.
I’ve only got my-shelf to blame.

Hokey Pokey Dad Joke


Dads are great, especially dads that can’t help making jokes that really aren’t funny. We applaud their effort and you should too. When you’re home on break, surprise your dad by hitting him with some punny dad jokes. He will be so happy and you will have an epic story to tell your friends.

Let us know how your dad joke battle goes! Email us at, comment here, write on our Facebook wall, Tweet us (it’s easy to get in touch with us obviously).

And one more for good measure (see what I did? Ok, that’s all).

Beethoven dad joke

Eat, drink, and be punny!

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15 Dogs who are Really Digging Halloween this Year

Dressing up for Halloween is fun, but do you know what’s even more fun? Dressing up your dog. Check out these dogs who are rocking their costumes. You could learn a few things from their commitment.

1.) There ain’t enough room in this town for the both of us…

Dog Sheriff

There’s a new sheriff in town. He’s taking prisoners and you don’t want to be one of them. Just look at his no-nonsense mustache. He means business.

2.) I’m a greyhound. Uh, I mean giraffe.

Dog giraffe

Who let this guy out of the zoo? He’s got this giraffe thing down. Look at his tall stature, majestic shadow, and convincing background (that could definitely be the savanna). Nice work.

3.) What a cute little banana

Dog Banana

This dog is just about the cutest thing ever. He’s so happy to be a banana and he pulls it off.

4.) Ahhh a skunk! Runnnnn

Dog skunk

Oh, wait, it’s just a dog. No need to panic, silly. This guy is channeling his inner skunk (and his inner diva). Work that extended tail!

5.) Look at me! I’m a walrus!

Dog Seal

This dog is definitely in character. He’s got the sad endangered species look down and he will exploit your weakness for cuteness, so get those treats ready.

6.) I vant to suck your blood!

Dog Vampire

Look at those teeth! Grab some garlic and, whatever you do, don’t invite him in!

7.) Arrrr, matey!

Dog Pirate

Captain Jack Sparrow? Is that you? This dog could be in the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie. He’s got all the makings of a great pirate–the hair, the threatening scowl, and even the booty.

8.) I’m innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Dog Prisoner

I don’t know what his crime was (maybe he ate all the bacon?), but this poor guy is definitely not on the sheriff’s good side.

9.) Just going for a swim…

Dog diver

Fins: check. Oxygen tank: check. Wet suit: check. Mask and snorkel: check, check. This guy has all the markings of a diver. Maybe he will teach you his ways if you ask nicely and offer him a bone.

10.) Me thinks my costume is better than yours.

Dog Yoda          Dog Vader

A war could break out between these two any moment. Get your light saber and choose a side.

11.) Break me off a piece of that…

Dog Kit Kat

What a duo. For the sake of Halloween, these two agreed to be bound to each other the whole night. Do you have the same dedication to your costume?

12.) Mooooove over. I’m going to win the costume contest.

Dog Cow

Don’t ask this guy to go upstairs. You’ll never get him back down.

(Get it? ‘Cause he’s a cow and cows can only go up, not down, stairs. It’s funny.)

13.) Harry and Hermione–dog edition.

Dog Harry Potter

Corgis are cute no what they do, but these two are precious. Just look at their pipe cleaner glasses!

14.) iDog here. Programmed to love cuddling, give wet kisses, and chase squirrels.


There are some kinks that need work (chewing shoes, peeing on the carpet, etc.), but this robot dog is still man’s best friend.

15.) Siri, find the closest dog park.

Dog iPhone

You only have your dog as your wallpaper? Try using your dog as your phone. Side effects may include a slobbery screen, frequent squirrel chases while trying to text, and inability to sit still, but the cute factor will make up for that.

And….a bonus one because it’s just too cute.

Gumby and Horse

Gumby and Pokey–an unstoppable pair.

Halloween is as fun as you make it, so why not go all out this year? Coordinate with friends or fly solo. Just make sure you rock it!

What do you plan to be this Halloween? Will your pet be sporting a new look? Send a picture of you (or your pet) dressed up to Title the email “Halloween” and you could be featured on our Facebook page!

Basketball Season is Upon Us

The leaves are falling from the trees, the air is getting cooler, and that means it’s time for college basketball! To celebrate this occasion, here are 15 of the funniest basketball fails on the internet. Let’s hope the team you’re rooting for doesn’t have anything like this happen.

15.) Bulky necklaces are so last season…

Basketball little kid fail

14.) Basketball is only for the well-balanced.

Basketball slippery

13.) Nothing, but…nothing, just nothing.

Basketball free throw short

12.) This must happen all the time. No sign of concern from the friend.

Basketball friend unconcerned after fail

11.) Basketball is a team sport, which means…never mind. Not important.

Basketball high five fail

Sometimes your teammates are your downfall. He was golden until…

He was golden until...

10.) It isn’t a good idea to stand under a basketball net.

Basketball hit kid

9.) Or walk under one for that matter. Ever.

Basketball backward fail

8.) When dunking, make sure the hoop is secure.

Dunk backboard break

7.) Seriously, that wasn’t a joke.

Basketball jump shot fail

6.) Mixing trampolines and basketball will NOT end well.

Basketball trampoline fail

Where’s the ball?

Trampoline 2

This is going to be so cool! Or not…

Trampoline basketball fail

5.) Not sure what the goal was here…

Basketball self dunk fail

4.) Basketball hoop, baseball bat, and soccer ball. I think he’s confused.

Basketball hoop baseball bat

3.) It’s best not to mix sports.

Angle miscalculation


Don't mix sports

2.) That face is priceless.

Basketball reaction after fail

1.) Sometimes the best fail is one that should have gone horribly wrong, but ended up being awesome instead.

Basketball pool win

I know what I’m doing at my next pool party.

No matter what team you’re rooting for this season, remember to have fun and laugh off the fails. So throw on your bball gear, grab some friends, and enjoy with your favorite munchies.

MainLine Munchies


I mustache you a question…

Do you love mustaches?

Jimmy Fallon mustache

That 70s show mustache

Does your dog look like this?

Puppy mustache

Do you wish you knew where these birds live?

Bird mustache

Would you buy these 3 things in an instant?

Mustache hangers

Mustache Candy

Mustache Pillow

Does this happen often?

Dog Mustache

Would you love to party with this cat?

Mustache cat

Are you upset you didn’t know these exist until right now?

Mustache car

So fluffy!

Mustache car 2

If you answered yes to any of the above, you love mustaches about as much as the folks at MainLine Munchies love food. We think mustaches are pretty cool, so you might be on to something.

Put on a mustache, order from MainLine, and let us know if it makes food yummier, smells richer, and everything just a little better.

Cut Out Mustache

Putting on mustache

I really mustache on over to

Friday I thought you would never come

All week you look forward to Friday. It’s hard to contain your excitement when it finally arrives.

Ahhh Friday

The joy Friday brings deserves a celebration. Our favorite way to kick off the weekend? Dancing.

It’s the end of the day. Friday dance fun starts NOW.

Dancing Starts Before Leave Work

Spread the joy. High five all your coworkers as you dance past their cubicles.

High Fives All Around

Work those hips as you head outside. It’s Friday–no work for two days! Dance, dance, dance, dance.

Dance, Dance, Dance

No celebration is complete without someone to share it with, so grab a friend and get dancing.

Psych Dance 2

It’s important to refuel. Take a food break and then get back out on that dance floor.

Grab a friend and dance

Have a great dance-filled weekend and be sure to check out!


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